Archive: New Creations

Rediscovery (A New Poem)

I haven’t spoken about this publicly yet, but I have not been able to use my ...

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An Open Letter to My Beard

All right, beard. Here’s the deal. I know that you’re supposed to make me look more ...

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New Parody Video: “Clorox Urine Remover: Fake Infomercial (Real Product!)

I’m thrilled to announce the release of my new parody about…well, it’s pretty self explanatory. This ...

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Planes, Pains, and Minty Asphyxiation

So here’s a fun horror story, presented to you by American Airlines: Yesterday I was flying ...

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Announcing www.OneGrainMore.com!

Hi all! I’m very excited to announce the release of a new website, www.OneGrainMore.com! We’ve put ...

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